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Friday, September 13, 2013

West Side Standoff

The West Side Standoff event has begun!

West Side Standoff
West Side Standoff
In what may turn out to be the most epic fuck up of all time for GREE, last-minute decisions, illogical changes, and absolute lack of thought for consequences plagued this event.  First, the time of the event was extended by 6 hours without notice with 24 hours left.  This would be interesting enough, that they would change the event time without notice, but then, once word had spread through the community, strategies altered, and complaints submitted, GREE reverted to the original end time.  In a misguided gesture to apologize, the PRIZE TIERS were changed in the last few minutes of the, now shortened event.  The result?  Teams that had spent, hundred, even thousands of real money dollars to secure a rank were now proven idiots by GREE, as teams that failed to secure rank were awarded the same prizes!

Old Tier - New Tier
10 - 12
25 - 30
50 - 60
75 - 90
100 - 120
150 - 180
250 - 300
400 - 480
500 - 600
750 - 900
1000 - 1200
1500 - 1800

Four days after this fiasco ended, amid a flurry of customer complaints, it was announced that prizes would be awarded to the only the syndicates on the bubble ranks (10, 25, 50, etc.) to make the tier changes fair again?  WTF?!?  So, in other words, for example, the teams ranked 1-9 get nothing, teams 11-24 get nothing, etc. even though they spent MORE than the teams being given extra rewards?  Wow, just brilliant.  It only took about another hour for them to realize the additional mistake and award prizes according to tiers.

Top 10 - Weenie Fryer: 10% More Attack from Guns (13640 / 7345)
Top 25 - Loaded Six Pack: 5% More Explosive Defense (6710 / 5490)
Top 50 - Ball Breaker: 15% Cash from Jobs (3243 / 6024)
Top 75 - Armored Beater: 5% More Armor Defense  (4693 / 2527)
Top 100 - Slum Cruiser: 10% More Cash from Buildings (2993 / 2448)
Top 150 - Burn Out: 3% More Defense from Explosives (1444 / 2681)
Top 250 - Select Cuts: 3% More Defense from Melee (2050 / 1104)
Top 400 - Makeshift Hot Tub: 3% More Attack from Cars (1355 / 1108)
Top 500 - Summer Creamer: 3% More Defense from Cars (655 / 1217)
Top 750 - Slum Sandals 3% More Attack from Armor (934 / 503)
Top 1000 - Pack of Dogs 3% Mafia Defense (686 / 561)
Top 1500 - CC Hitter (381 / 708)

View the Full Winners List Here


1 FIGHT CLUB 44095157 
2 Silent Assassins 37085125 
3 Rogues Gallery 28567139 
4 HTC Blue 23467693 
5 Don't Fark Around 23447799 
6 COLD Karma Mafia 23428618 
7 Solemn Carnage 23323740 
8 FIGHT CLUB II 23293782 
9 Silent Assassins 2 23238782 
10 Rogues Alliance 23162485 
11 Original Gangster Killaz 22385592 
12 Textbook killers 16293274 
13 Indian Nation™ 11823862 
14 Sol Invictus 10163794 
15 The Brewskis 9598068 
16 GoTTis ReVenGe 9568511 
17 Sunnyvale 9520199 
18 Crime City Rollers 9508180 
19 Silent Assassins 3 9453803 
20 HellCalls Group 9431416 
21 Goodfellas 9299816 
22 Mid Wicked West Mob 9273890 
23 The Beater Crew 9272005 
24 Killer Crew 9188905 
25 PLAYERS INC 8854956 
26 Infamous Brasco Mafia 7794256 
27 Back Alley Network 7456295 
28 138's of Solemn Carnage 6156392 
29 The Asylum 6138286 
30 Makaveli Thug Life 6102574 
31 Team Lupo 6054284 
32 Shadowland 5796083 
33 SyndicateEmpire 5787669 
34 Broadway Blues 5676471 
35 Work Hard Play Harder 5404924 
36 ?EMF? 5356495 
37 Peace and Love 5150354 
38 HenchmansTrueCalling Red 5142595 
39 IOU 5075629 
40 Flow Or No Show 5064446 
41 Pig Farmers 5057269 
42 Sons of Anarchy I 5039660 
43 No Wankers 5029335 
44 Bad Blood Rising 5012212 
45 John Birch Society 5010527 
46 Zombie Squad Killers 4997104 
47 Nasty Rude Boys 4975738 
48 The Brotherhood 4968480 
49 Dragon Empire 4968291 
50 Down Under Syndicate 4941814 
51 Smart But Deadly 4826894 
52 Pumpkin Cupcakes 4732806 
53 TheSeals 4535954 
54 Crime City Lords 4301260 
55 The Silver Surfers 4293218 
56 Hit Hard Syndicate 4267390 
57 Death Row 4239695 
58 Rumpelnopeskin 4163181 
59 Nu World Order 4159708 
60 Lifeless Zombie Killer 4024083 
61 Killeral 4016550 
62 Dingbats 4015711 
63 AF1 for life 4010899 
64 People's Front of Judea 4000537 
65 {TPK}~UNITED~ 3984184 
66 FUN TO DO BAD THINGS 3964725 
67 sports heroes 3962133 
68 Comedy Killers 3946590 
69 Random All Stars 3938581 
70 Lock Stock 3930366 
71 Dirty Money 3923573 
72 Original Syn 3917775 
73 Travo 3915886 
74 I got mills 3899515 
75 Survival Of The Fittest 3898865 
76 Crime City Blades 3896701 
77 SSAU 3867204 
78 Dosees 3840266 
79 Top Gunnz 187 3682812 
80 Reservoir Dogs 3594827 
81 Gambino 3562459 
82 Nu Cosa Nostra 3501053 
83 Kranium Krackers 3492609 
84 The Unforgiven 3457703 
85 Project Phoenix 3420028 
86 CCKkillers 3417020 
87 Burger Bar Crew 3410657 
88 Spirits of Crime 3396128 
89 CC Orphanage 3389454 
90 Devil's Ride 3386999 
S.Y.O.T.O.S. 3364475 
Mob Bosses 3364214 
Bones 3359535 
Yamaha R6 3350595 
SWAG BOSSES 6 9 3347949 
CATASTROPHIC CONTINUUM 3342041 
Famous When Dead 3337777 
Silent Assassin 4 3334550 
Cold Karma Untouchables 3325434 
100 Sixkillers 3299083 
101 Raider Nation 3287028 
102 CSR 3272220 
103 Band of Brothers 3246099 
104 The Commission 3239178 
105 Silent Assassins 5 3016178 
106 Camp Hope 2929236 
107 PLAN 9 2803072 
108 Asphalt Assassins 2743451 
109 Kick @SS Mob 2710636 
110 Waste Treatment Facility 2707879 
111 Crime City Rollers 2 2636035 
112 Molly Maguires 2624399 
113 Daemon Prince 2604178 
114 Dark Shadow 2598365 
115 Top Dawgs 2583771 
116 WEST COAST WARLORDS 2581314 
117 Cacci's Sniper Team 2578132 
118 Inglorius Basterds 2453817 
119 Xela 2448115 
120 Vikings 2442973 
100CLUB 2440957 
The Reaper Crew 2411107 
The Fighting Irish 2405367 
Skull Krusher 2391032 
Dog House 2383045 
Inglourious Bastards 2380407 
Rising Phoenix 2374484 
TeabaggingurMom 2368022 
All-Star Task Force 2365031 
THE REAL BOSSES 2358752 
Iron Slayers 2328232 
R O M A N E M P I R E 2317216 
G Squad 2315524 
Pluck My Duck 2315495 
Contract Killers 2310510 
Canadian Forces 2307978 
CCB 2305586 
$exy Assassins Squad 2302844 
Mobster 2292422 
Roosters House 2290404 
Nosf 2285673 
goodies 2283157 
Bones And Thugs 2273537 
Slap a*itch 2264527 
ArcJas 2263110 
Zombie Killers 2257855 
Spud Gun Militia 2247863 
WORLD DOMINATORS 2247525 
Tag Team 2221722 
150 CRUEZ'S ELITE 2208990 
151 The Good Fella's 2203846 
152 Up2Mischief 2189399 
153 Hillbilly Surprise 2137799 
154 PSYCHØS 2087164 
155 Secret Sadistic Society 1995624 
156 Rogue CMK 1993820 
157 Gold Crown Royals 1988290 
158 Killer Brewskis 1923053 
159 TheDarkSide 1918977 
160 Truffle Shuffle Warriors 1896289 
161 Dead On Arrival 1891974 
162 US Mobsters 1869023 
163 Omega 7 1861836 
164 Crime City Mobsters 1845717 
165 K$NG 1832438 
166 €€€ Big Pi Da Dy €€€ 1822253 
167 DILLIGAF 1816647 
168 HMH Forever 1810163 
169 AMERICAN HISTORY X 1804133 
170 Boss Hog 1792034 
171 The Golden Horde 1788198 
172 Team Junior 1779466 
173 United States Elite Force 1767976